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In Honor of International Women’s Day: Favorite one liners from bad ass females.

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8 hours ago
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Reblog if you can take off your bra without taking your shirt off.

baby-owl:

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 like a boss

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9 hours ago
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malformalady:

Lurleen the cat snuggles with Noland the puppy. Lurleen, who is already caring for four newborn kittens, is also nursing the orphaned week-old pit bull puppy. 
Photo credit: Cleveland Animal Protective League via AP

malformalady:

Lurleen the cat snuggles with Noland the puppy. Lurleen, who is already caring for four newborn kittens, is also nursing the orphaned week-old pit bull puppy.

Photo credit: Cleveland Animal Protective League via AP

10 hours ago
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My boyfriend is bringing me Sicilian pizza at work. I am so fucking excited. I haven’t had this pizza in so long and its pretty much the only pizza I like.

14 hours ago
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biitumen:

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:

strange clouds

Various cloud formations might be one of the most beautiful and romantic sights in nature, but these masses of liquid droplets is also a complex and scientifically interesting phenomena.

ahhh fuck

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8 hours ago
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spaceplasma:

False-color images of Saturn’s Atmosphere

Composed primarily of hydrogen and helium the upper atmosphere of Saturn exhibits banding similar to that of Jupiter. Unlike Jupiter, however, the individual bands and clouds have little color variations.

By using computer techniques to enhance minor differences in color, banding in the clouds can be studied. The color variations seen here are due to traces of elements in the atmosphere.

 Credit: Voyager 2 / JPL

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9 hours ago
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youarenotyou:

crackerhell:

imactuallynotdemonic:

geth-metal:

frostbackscat:

Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.


AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of 
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers? 

How dare she dress the way a character is actually designed!

I’M DYING

HAHAHAHA

youarenotyou:

crackerhell:

imactuallynotdemonic:

geth-metal:

frostbackscat:

Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.

AHAHAHA

Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of 

who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers? 

How dare she dress the way a character is actually designed!

I’M DYING

HAHAHAHA

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9 hours ago
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The mantis shrimp is one of the most incredible creatures found in our oceans. Over millions of years, it has equipped itself with an arsenal to rival that of any other organism, besting the limits of human technology on more than one front.
Firstly, it packs the biggest punch of any predator, with a sophisticated muscle mechanism allowing speeds in excess of 50mph to be attained. Couple this with the ability to create extreme low pressure behind it’s extended arm, causing the water to spontaneously boil, no prey stands a chance. This action releases intense energy, enough to break sheets of glass. For a very interesting TED talk on exactly this, click here.
That is not all. The mantis shrimp has the most sophisticated and extensive eyes of any known creature. With their unique shape and composition, the shrimp can see in most directions simultaneously, as well as observing more of the spectrum than us humans, both at the infra-red and ultra-violet ends. This excellent asset, coupled with the killer punch, makes the mantis shrimp one of the most effective predators in the world, as well as being one of the most beautiful. The in-depth explanation for this exquisite sight can be found here. 

The mantis shrimp is one of the most incredible creatures found in our oceans. Over millions of years, it has equipped itself with an arsenal to rival that of any other organism, besting the limits of human technology on more than one front.

Firstly, it packs the biggest punch of any predator, with a sophisticated muscle mechanism allowing speeds in excess of 50mph to be attained. Couple this with the ability to create extreme low pressure behind it’s extended arm, causing the water to spontaneously boil, no prey stands a chance. This action releases intense energy, enough to break sheets of glass. For a very interesting TED talk on exactly this, click here.

That is not all. The mantis shrimp has the most sophisticated and extensive eyes of any known creature. With their unique shape and composition, the shrimp can see in most directions simultaneously, as well as observing more of the spectrum than us humans, both at the infra-red and ultra-violet ends. This excellent asset, coupled with the killer punch, makes the mantis shrimp one of the most effective predators in the world, as well as being one of the most beautiful. The in-depth explanation for this exquisite sight can be found here

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10 hours ago
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butttsoup:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

Some more gems from the website:
Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.
Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here.  The women did not know of his presence.  Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
Atimetus got me pregnant
“Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
Aufidius was here.  Goodbye.
And some beautiful words of wisdom, too:
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

butttsoup:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

Some more gems from the website:

  • Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.
  • Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here.  The women did not know of his presence.  Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
  • Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
  • Atimetus got me pregnant
  • “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
  • Aufidius was here.  Goodbye.

And some beautiful words of wisdom, too:

  • The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

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15 hours ago
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